Lyrics

The Whiplash Kid

Why can’t you be
More like him?
More like her?
And more like them?

Why can’t you see?
We’re right again
Emulate me, emulate.

What is your problem?
You should have fixed it
You should have kicked it
By now.

Why can’t you see?
This fight we’ll win
Emulate me, emulate.

Why feign such misery?
It’s just a soft tissue injury.
Why can’t you be?

What is your problem?
You should have fixed it
You should have kicked it
By now.

We’ve got a program
You will enroll in it
You will control this
Right now.

Why can’t you just be just like us?